Thursday, May 19, 2011

WH OK ILL

The new tUnE-yArDs scratches much the same itch as Bitte Orca by the Dirty Projectors except with longer fingernails and sometimes it hurts and then she sneaks up under your armpits and you giggle because it tickles but you still want her to stop just like you wanted her to stop when she was scratching you until it bled. But then you have to admit, the itch is pretty much gone...

Monday, May 02, 2011

DEATH OR GLORY

When I see a stadium full of people chanting "U-S-A!" in celebration of someone's death, I feel terribly out of step with you, America...