DOES YOUR CHEWING GUM LOSE ITS FLAVOR...

And now another question, this one from reader Tom in Voweltopia, NY: What candy do you associate with the 1910 Fruitgum Co., of Simon Says fame?

Sweet high-fructose Jebus, Tom in NY. Your little ontological trickery just about made my head explode.

Have you no respect for the sanctity of Fridays?