BLACK HOLE

I DVR'd the Tonight Show last night, because the program guide said LCD Soundsystem was going to be on.

So I woke up this morning all eager, turned on the TV after my shower, and four-arrow fast forwarded my way to the end.

And what did I see?

Chris Cornell, singing some crap with his hands in his pockets.

It was like going for a nice refreshing swig of lemonade and getting a mouthful of Clamato instead.

I blame you, Leno, you motherfucker...