BLOSSOM

Things were not looking good for the project.

My wife listened to Jimmy by M.I.A., but the most she could muster was what appeared to be a very sincere “I like it.”

She said that she couldn't find any other words, so I suggested that she do it in Japanese, and then translate to English.

But in any tongue, she was blocked.

Just then, Lana stepped up, and offered to give it a go. Here is her unedited review:

“I feel like I am in a disco party. One of the expressions sounds like aliens dancing in the wind.”

So, you can be damn sure I'm now in negotiations with her to do this once a week...