SUGAR, SUGAR

When I was a kid, we used to dream of the blessed day when Quaker Oats would make a cereal out of nothing but crunch berries.

Come the late 90s, America was feeling good about itself again, and lo and behold, our friends at QO dropped Cap'n Crunch Oops! All Berries on us.

We also hoped one day for an Entenmann's Crumb Cake made entirely of crumbs, but to my knowledge this has not yet come to pass.

Now Vitamin Water has answered a prayer we never placed, and released a flavor called Spark. Which, make no mistake, is nothing more or less than liquid SweeTarts. With vitamins. Yummy, yummy vitamins...