PB&J

And speaking of Dead or Alive, shouldn’t someone as flamboyant as their lead singer have had a less pedestrian name than “Pete Burns”?

I mean, that was the name of my 6th grade gym teacher. Or my crabby neighbor across the street who was obsessed with his bluegrass lawn. Can’t remember which...

No, Pete should have been named Plexi Shiningstar, or Ray D.O. Antenna, or Lockie McGlow, or Sweetpepper Gingersnap, or Mr Mister Mister, or Fishnet Twango, or Pendelum McDuff, or January Flipflop, or “Cowboy” Cal Stern, or Bobbing Flopsy, or Ducker Al-Shoot, or Wickie Fern, or Blanket Cuddleswap...

But not Pete Burns.