IN CONCERT

Yes, I felt out of place.

And when you get right down to it, I think it was the complete and utter lack of irony that made me feel like an alien.

I mean, there was not a quotation mark in the house.

A woman near me lectured her boyfriend that he had to get over the affair she had with his brother back in 1991, and “stop living in the past.”

Um, you might want to check your ticket stub there, miss…