WE DON'T NEED THAT FASCIST GROOVE THANG

Taeko and Sebastian were playing Dance Dance Revolution when I came downstairs. Lana corralled me before I could join them in the TV room.

"I feel like dancing, but I don't wanna do DDR. I just wanna dance regular, my own dancing."

I took her to the playroom, put on Hyperballad, and we darted around the room like two balloons losing air. Just about the best dancing the world has ever seen, I'd say...