HOPE IN OUR ENGLISH HEARTS

So the ad wizards behind the new FIFA 2011 video game went a little left field (uh, left pitch?) and used Swords of a Thousand Men by Tenpole Tudor in their campaign.

Bravo, says I. This is infinitely preferable to, say, Tubthumping, which was probably Monday's choice.

I'm still not buying the game. Or soccer, for that matter. Sorry, Rest of World...