CRACKED BELLS AND WASHED-OUT HORNS

OK, a couple of quick points to start.

(1) Maybe Bob Dylan could safely use the word "organ" in a song, but under no circumstances should anyone anywhere ever use the word "organs" in a song's chorus. This should be like a Talmudic law of songwriting...

(2) And if the above is part of the Mishnah, then surely there is something in the Gemara regarding the use of the word "fiber." I was looking to convey the idea of moral fiber, but I think I came closer to conveying the idea of Metamucil...