ROCK AND ROLL GIRLS

Begging your leave, but today finds me dealing with the after effects of my six-year old daughter's sleepover at the house last night.

It was just one friend, but for those of you not familiar with Parent's Math, the equation goes something like this:

If you double a six-year old, it has the odd effect of simultaneously adding three years and subtracting one year from any three-year old over whom the six-year olds exert centripetal force. You then apply Planck's constant liberally and with no discretion, and you arrive at diminished sleep capacity for mom and dad. It's just that simple.

Back with more guilty pleasures tomorrow...