DADDY COULD SWEAR

OK, OK, under great pressure I’ve been forced to take the following oath:

I, sliced tongue,
I, sliced tongue,

Do hereby solemnly swear
Do hereby solemnly swear

That I will never again
That I will never again

Build a post
Build a post

Around something I did
Around something I did

While I was in the shower.
While I was in the shower.

And that means “never”
And that means “never”

As in “the twelfth of...”
As in “the twelfth of...”

As in “never say...”
As in “never say...”

OK?
OK.

Got it?
Got it.

I mean, seriously now.
I mean, seriously now.

Like, if something noteworthy does happen in the shower,
Like, if something noteworthy does happen in the shower,

For the purposes of this blog
For the purposes of this blog

I will pretend
I will pretend

It happened
It happened

Somewhere
Somewhere

Else.
Else.