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Karn Evil 9, ELP

The main thing to hate about this is that ELP clearly think it’s clever.

But really it’s just designed to give stoners pause while they clean the seeds out of their red.

“Karn? Dude, what’s karn? Is that, like, Australian or something?”

And then the moment of revelation:

“Oh, man. Karn-evil. I get it! It’s like, like, carnival, except it’s evil. These guys rock, progressively!”

I confess I’m not stoned enough myself to know what the 9 is for. Nor why they needed to break it down into 1st Impression, Part 1; 1st Impression, Part 2; 2nd Impression; and 3rd Impression.

Fecking proggers...