I NEED AN ORDER

It's short shot shuffle Thursday, sheriff.

1. I Love a Man in a Uniform (Dub), Gang of Four
Pointless like sugar-free Bubble Yum.

2. A Pretty Girl is Like..., The Magnetic Fields
Look, there were 69 of them-- they weren't all going to be ribbon winners.

3. The World Backwards, Broadcast
Ah, but the world backwards is so very dlrow...

4. Doubt, Stereolab
[He picks up the iPod, and shakes it vigorously, trying to peer behind the small screen. He is amazed that it has followed a Broadcast song with a Stereolab song] “Show yourself, miniature DJ. I know you're in there!”

5. Failures, Joy Division
Gee Davey, I don't know about this early punky JD...