TRANSMUTATION

1. Orgiastic, Stereolab
I think I'd like this best if I was sitting on a swing, going moderately high, with steady intermediate pumps encouraging an unvaried pace. But right now I'm sitting on my ass on a busted Ikea swivel chair...

2. Moon Rocks, Talking Heads
LCD Soundsystem's raw DNA.

3. Beasley Street, John Cooper Clarke
“There's a dead canary on a swivel seat...” Um, did he get it at Ikea?

4. Flabbergast, Komeda
“Flabbergast” is one of the top ten words ever. If I had a whaling ship, it would be named “Flabbergast” and I'd never catch a single whale. I'd dress up warm each night and drink iced Calpis while watching the northern lights...

5. On Your Wings, Iron and Wine
I think I like Sam Beam's God...